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Absolut Motherfucker

This is a recipe for Absolut Motherfucker, with Absolut® Citron vodka, Crown Royal® Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, triple sec, orange juice and pineapple juice.

How to Make a Absolut Motherfucker

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake vigorously as to form ice shavings and foam, pour entire contents into a highball glass and serve.
Serve in Highball Glass


IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Canadian Whiskey1 1/2ozCrown Royal® Canadian whisky
Triple Sec1 1/2oz
Peach Schnapps1 1/2oz
Citrus Vodka1 1/2ozAbsolut® Citron vodka
Pineapple Juice1splash
Orange Juice1splash

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