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Attempted Suicide

This is a recipe for Attempted Suicide, with Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka, Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum, peach schnapps, fruit juice, cantaloupe melon, strawberries and bananas.

How to Make a Attempted Suicide

Cut the cantaloupe melon into small pieces. Mix all alcohol and fruit juice in a large container such as a cooler. Slice the fruit and place in the alcohol and let marinate. Serve in a tall glass with ice and fruit as garnish.
Serve in Hurricane Glass


IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Coconut Rum1BottleCaptain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
Peach Schnapps1Bottle
Raspberry Vodka1BottleSmirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka
Fruit Juice3Bottle
Fruit1pintSliced Strawberries

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