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Brontosaurus

This is a recipe for Brontosaurus, with grapefruit juice, lime juice, grenadine syrup and lemonade.

How to Make a Brontosaurus

Shake and strain into an ice-filled highball glass, add the lemonade and garnish with a celery stick.
Serve in Highball Glass

Ingredients:

IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Grapefruit Juice3oz
Lemonade3oz
Lime Juice 1/2oz
Grenadine Syrup 1/2oz

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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