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Fruit Cocktail

This is a recipe for Fruit Cocktail, with orange juice, grapefruit juice, passion-fruit juice, mango juice, pineapple juice, lime juice and kiwi syrup.

How to Make a Fruit Cocktail

Shake with a glassful of broken ice and pour unstrained into a wine goblet. Garnish with fruit, add straws, and serve.
Serve in Wine Goblet

Ingredients:

IngredientQuantityMeasurementSuggested Brand or Flavor
Grapefruit Juice1oz
Juice1ozMango Juice
Orange Juice1oz
Passion Fruit Juice1oz
Pineapple Juice1oz
Lime Juice 1/4oz
Syrup 1/2ozkiwi syrup

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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